#WorstSexExperience: My wild threesome experience was ruined by a small penis and a big ego

My night of wild sex ended because of a micro-penis and a bruised ego. On my way home on the train, it was me and my burning thighs.

It was my best friend's house party, celebrating her 20th. Few friends from uni and people I didn't know showed up at the party. I got drunk because I didn't know many people, it makes it easy to talk to people when I’m buzzed.

I met a guy and his friend, the guy I met ,A(Let’s call him that) was really good looking and nice.

We got along really nice, his friend, T was there, we were all chatting but I was more interested in A.

As the night went on, people start leaving, the party starts dwindling down. I and A go to bedroom, and his friend T follows, quite unusual but what the heck.

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A and I started making out, and I was sure I was gonna sleep with him. All of a sudden I feel a hand on my legs, and i know it isn't A's hand. Definitely T's, I pulled away and looked at them, and then I knew that they were into this sort of thing. I was drunk and in the mood, I didn’t object. Clearly, it was a threesome, and that’s how they roll.

I was young,  and wanted to do it for the first time, a threesome. I and A start having sex and it was really good. It was so good that I forgot that T was still in the room, then A gets off me, and his friend, T starts to get undressed. At this point, I get excited, and when he takes off his clothes, I was disappointed, his penis was like a mini-sausage.

Seeing his dick, I didn't want to do again but mama didn't raise no fool. I'm a woman of my words, so I give go ahead. I was gonna say he put it into me but there was nothing to put. He starts thrusting, after a few minutes, I start to feel pain on my thighs, and I realised that Mr. Little Dick was trying to overcompensate with his thrusts, and my thighs were getting bruised AF.

I put my hand on his chest to hint him to slow down, at this point A (Mr. Good dick) comes back into view, I push off T, change positions because the thighs are out of order and then continue with A. T then comes around to put his penis the size of a toe into my mouth. I then screamed

"Could you please leave us alone!"

Everybody stops, T then realises everything is awful then he begins to put on his clothes, as he is about to leave the room , he then turns around and tells his friend,

"Aint you coming" Then deafening silence falls across the room.

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We look at eachother, A and I. A then gets up, apologising that he has to go, dressed up and left the room. I couldn't go downstairs for a while but by the time I went downstairs, they were both gone.

And that's how my night of wild sex ended because of a micro-penis and a bruised ego. On my way home on the train, it was me and my burning thighs.

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